Saturday, August 19, 2006

Bug-A-Boo!

Ok, if you read the last post you know that my neighbor (Who Shall Remain Nameless) has become somewhat of a nuisance. However, last night homeboy took the insanity to an all time high. Today is apparently his birthday, and for some reason he got it in his head that I would want to spend the day with him. He knocked on my door this past Thursday (I had only been home from work like 15mins)and I did not answer. Last night around 9pm I left my apartment, and when I returned at 11:30 pm I hear "Hi Neighbor". This all too familiar voice seemed to come from behind the bushes. I turned around to see HWSRN standing in the pool area (I always park near the pool. He was sitting out by the pool waiting for me to return home. He mentioned that he looked out his window and did not see my car anymore. He then informed me that he knocked on my door the other day, and had the nerve to say that he did not knock again because he did not want to be a bug-a-boo. Well to late "You a bug-a-boo...you buggin who...you buggin me and you know it ain't cool."

Well, apparently HWSRN took it upon himself to buy 2 tickets to Schlitterbahn Waterpark for the day. He assumed that I wanted to get in car with him, take an hour and a half ride, and spend the day with him because it is his birthday. Stop the Insanity!

5 comments:

DivineLavender said...

Gurl, you got to get a "I got a man kit" and man for hire soon. You can't keep rolling up to your place along and stuff. I mean go to a second hand store and buy some big ass ole ass shoes and start to bring that stuff in. I would start to call over some male friends and stuff or even some girlfriends to come over and stay the night with you.

He got too much time to watch you all the time. You got to do something about him. In order for him to leave you alone you have to explicity tell him now to bother you anymore if you think it is that serious.

SLUMP FACADE said...

I suggest you purchase a 380, its nice and light with an easy trigger release; protect yourself lil mama just incase...

DivineLavender said...

Gurrl...are you alright? You haven't posted in minute.

*pullin' da out my blade from the roof of my mouth*

Don't have me cut somebody!

Anonymous said...

Girl you have two choices... either date him or relocate!

Thanks for dropping by my blog btw! :)

Unknown said...

i think he's craaaaaazzzy.....possibly.