New Black Owned Online Book Store!

My good friend Patrice, just started up a black owned online bookstore, Paige Turners. When you are getting ready to order from other online vendors, check out Paige Turners instead! I am really proud of her...she is turning her dream into a reality. Not only is she an entrepreneur, she is also very talented...She drew the above picture. To get to know Patrice check out her blog A Day In My World.

Why?! Why?! Why?!

Countdown to vacation…I have 2 full days to work and no work for 10 days. Then it’s back for a week, then on to something new…

I hate running errands at lunch time. I always feel so flustered when I come back into the office.

They are taping up boxes in my area and the tape smells like vinegar and onions. Or, they guy taping up the boxes smells like vinegar and onions…either way, something stanks!

I need to win the lottery, or marry a millionaire. My odds of marrying a millionaire are probably higher than my chances of winning the lottery.

You know what I am going to miss most about my current job when I leave? The free sodas! Man, can’t beat all the coke, orange juice, and Gatorade you can drink. Man!

I need to go bra shopping. I used to like cacique bras. Why are they only available via Lane Bryant now?

I have a one size fits all bando that I tried wearing with a strapless shirt. It worked find until I moved…and the girls looked really nice in it. I actually had a chick point at ‘em and say “That’s how I want my boobs to look”.

Who eats potted meat? And what kinda meat are they potting?

Why?! Why?! Why?! Do people send me chain emails? Please stop it! I always break the chain! And I always have the most random things happen to me…I mean…who else burns the skin off of their chin with hot pizza cheese? Who else ate chili that’s linked to a botulism outbreak? (I’m good, Thank you God!) Who else is scared out of their minds at 2:45am by screaming raccoons? (my heart almost jumped out of my chest and I just knew they were coming through the ceiling). My complex really needs to do something about the damn raccoons in the attic. Well back to the question…this stuff happens to no one other than me. I always have the most random ish going on. Anyhoo…

Why ?! Why?! Why?! Do people try me...I just went off on someone on the phone. I was however, nice about it, lol.

Enjoy your day, I know I am going to try to.

“Don’t you know no good…”

The Sports Salon

This Saturday will be the 23rd broadcast of The Sports Salon with Keli and Kayos, sports talk for the big boys while catering to the women. And we always bring the random thoughts! Join us this Saturday between the hours of 2 to 4 pm CST. Your support is greatly appreciated!

Want to know what we have on tap in The Sports Salon this week? Check out Kayos for the 411.

For the streaming feed of the show click here.

Musical Tourette's

I have had wheat pasta with marinara sauce twice a week for the past month. Yum!

I am probably the only person that buys 5 cheese garlic bread, and then scrapes the cheese off before toasting.

On to round four…

I cannot recall the last time I went on a date…do people still have those?

I HATE panty hose. Why are they necessary? Why do people still expect women to wear them…especially during the hot Texas summer?

I so want a vanilla ice cream cone…I might have to head to Chic-fil-a.

I want something fruity to eat or drink...its 7/11 so apparently 7-Eleven is giving away free slurprees to commemorate its 80th anniversary...sounds like a plan.

Sonic has lost their mind…they owe me money. Each time I go to sonic, no matter what location, they keep my change. I don’t care, I want my 15 cents! Give me my money! I think I need to write an email given them a piece of my mind...but Sonic cherry and strawberry limeades are da bomb! Yes, I said da bomb…what?!

How do folks wear those big hot weaves in the summer time? I had a big hot weave a few springs back and thought I was going to loose my mind.

Men talk about women…they play just as many if not more games. I can’t be bothered.

He thinks he’s slick…NO your phone did not call my phone accidentally last night. Calling me first thing in the morning like it was an emergency then wanting to blame your daughter for playing with your phone. Get a life…real quick and in a hurry!

I have a lot going on, but once it is all said in done, my life will be richer.

I always have some random song in my head. Todays would be……“Wooking pa nub…” My homegirl told me I have musical tourette’s.


Thought for the day: Nothing worth having comes easily.

Absolutely Nothing

Hope everyone had a happy fourth of July…I did absolutely nothing, which is exactly what I planned.

How is NBC going to interrupt Serena’s Wimbledon match to broadcast “Days of our Lives” instead? Hot Mess!

Go Venus Go!

Man! He knew exactly what he was doing…it worked too! *smh*

Why did I have a dream about Jay Z and Beyonce? And why was I trying to convince him to ditch her for me. Well it did not take much convincing but all he did was talk about her, so I had to chunk him the deuce. Lol

Fourth of July without BBQ…so not Texas! I guess I lost a few more Texan points for that one.

I could eat bacon, eggs, and grits for breakfast lunch and dinner.

Turkey bacon…taste and smells like rubber to me. I’ll pass.

I so want a slice of pound cake topped with strawberries and whipped cream.

People act plum fools in the summer time…the heat must be frying their brains.

I am the only person I know that could manage to throw away a whole suit. UGH!

I need a new suit, I need some new shoes, I need a new pair of jeans…I just need to go shopping period!

I always say I need to get a hobby, but is blogging not a hobby? I guess I just don’t do it enough.

You know I really don’t like unsolicited advice. If I want your opinion, I would ask for it.

I have come to the conclusion that I am not photogenic…I am damn cute, but pics never quite capture my real beauty. Lol I always get the bad camera angle. Probably because I take pics with my girlfriends who practice their angles in the mirror, and they always put me on my bad side (if there any such thing, lol).

I have work to do, so I guess I need to be getting to it...

.Make my funk the pfunk, I wants to get funked up!