Absolutely Nothing

Hope everyone had a happy fourth of July…I did absolutely nothing, which is exactly what I planned.

How is NBC going to interrupt Serena’s Wimbledon match to broadcast “Days of our Lives” instead? Hot Mess!

Go Venus Go!

Man! He knew exactly what he was doing…it worked too! *smh*

Why did I have a dream about Jay Z and Beyonce? And why was I trying to convince him to ditch her for me. Well it did not take much convincing but all he did was talk about her, so I had to chunk him the deuce. Lol

Fourth of July without BBQ…so not Texas! I guess I lost a few more Texan points for that one.

I could eat bacon, eggs, and grits for breakfast lunch and dinner.

Turkey bacon…taste and smells like rubber to me. I’ll pass.

I so want a slice of pound cake topped with strawberries and whipped cream.

People act plum fools in the summer time…the heat must be frying their brains.

I am the only person I know that could manage to throw away a whole suit. UGH!

I need a new suit, I need some new shoes, I need a new pair of jeans…I just need to go shopping period!

I always say I need to get a hobby, but is blogging not a hobby? I guess I just don’t do it enough.

You know I really don’t like unsolicited advice. If I want your opinion, I would ask for it.

I have come to the conclusion that I am not photogenic…I am damn cute, but pics never quite capture my real beauty. Lol I always get the bad camera angle. Probably because I take pics with my girlfriends who practice their angles in the mirror, and they always put me on my bad side (if there any such thing, lol).

I have work to do, so I guess I need to be getting to it...

.Make my funk the pfunk, I wants to get funked up!