Monday, January 26, 2009

Interview with a Blogger

Same Ole Patrice interviewed me...
I knew she would give me some hard questions.

~ If you had to make between having a Best Friend or your Soul Mate. You can only pick one, the other you will never see again. Which would you choose and why?

I love my best friend like a sister, but I guess this would be the beginning of my mourning the loss of our friendship. I will always be able to cherish the memories that we made going forward, but I would much rather have a soul mate, someone that understands me, or at least accepts me inside and out, someone that I could build a life with…Someone to connect with physically, mentally, and spiritually...especially the physical...I'm just saying.

~ You only have a $50 to your name. Your rent is past due and you have to pay it by $850 by 12th or you'll lose your apt. You happen to be walking and an old lady bumps into you, she immediately begins to berate and curse at you. As she's walking away you notice she's left her wallet behind. You call out to her, she flips you the middle finger, you open the wallet and count 8 crisp $100 bills. Do you keep the money why or why not?

I am going to give the mean old hag her money back…I believe you reap what you sow and this is not what I would want to get back. The money did not belong to me, so it’s not mine to keep. Now if she wants to reward me with the money for returning it…Glory to God! But on the cool, I would think this to be a test, and since I know the difference between right and wrong...I would have to go with what is right.

~Proposition: You will have you dream body figure, perfect boobs, butt, and abs, but you're hair will be reminiscent of celie in the color purple. No wigs No hair stylist, no nothing. Just pickaninnie for thr rest of your days. OR you can have a gorgeous mane of hair. Bad hair days are a thing of the past, but you will look like Star Jones pre-gastric bypass. Which do you choose?

Girl…give me the pretty hair. I have nappily natural hair now, but whew…I can’t imagine having to deal with celie type hair. And I thought that fat Star Jones was pretty, it’s skinny Star that looks a mess.

~ if it came out that your mother is not your biological mother but your aunt, and the woman you've only known as your aunt is in fact your biomother. What would be your reaction? How do you think it would change your relationship with the woman who raised you, it at all?

My mom’s adopted sister…this aunt is only 12 years older than me, so I would be beyond shocked. My mother took her kids in, so then again, I would not be surprised. My mother is my mother, she cared for me, she has made sacrifices for me, she loves me unconditionally…she is my mother NO matter what. The woman that raised her did not give birth to her, but she taught my mother what it meant to love, she taught my mother what it means to be a woman, she taught my mother how to be a mother…and that’s what I have learned from my mother…how to be a woman. Our relationship is solid, nothing would change if I discovered she was not my mother…but it might explain my issues with my father, lol.

~50k to buy any car you choose. What do you pick and why?

Give me a Mercedes E Class Sedan, in black…and you know what, I think I might be a few thousand short, but that’s ok…that’s what I will be getting. The crazy thing is, $50k will buy me a nice car, but it still will not get me my dream car. I’m all about style, and to me Mercedes is as stylish as they come.

1. If you want to participate, leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.”
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

7 comments:

MsKayotic said...

I don't blame you. I'd give the hag her damn money back.

My mother was a situation of the aunt thing except she knew it. Her real mother died on her. Her aunt raised her like a daughter. I wouldn't ask for anything different. I just thank God I was able to know my mother.

Good stuff.


I'll take one your interviews. Give me your best shot. You know the address.

Anonymous said...

lol you did good with your answers, although i would have been doing a shout and a praise over that money saying YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW to the mean ole biddy as she flipped me off. hallelujer

Adrienne said...

I loved your answers! I agree about the Benz! I had one that was totaled out a couple years ago and no car I have had SINCE has measured up lol. I still have my key on my key ring lol.

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

im sure your body is already perfect

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

You's a Nice person for real, I'd give tha old bitch her money back to lol.

ChpterReads said...

I red this and fell out laughing at the questions.. I just couldn't help laughing.. Good post.. Really good post.... I will definitely be back again

Kofi Bofah said...

I am mad your friend tried to clown Star Jones, though...